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Billy Mays Moments; A tribute
Topic Started: Jun 28 2009, 01:58 PM (160 Views)
Mr. Lawltastic
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Hmmm...this Fanta tastes like magic...I LIKE that *falls over*
As some of you may know, something not-so-lawltastic happened this morning. The infomercial god known as Billy Mays passed away.

As a tribute to his epicness, I rounded up some of the IM moments I posted on Uni where either myself or CyberFish imitated Mays. We had so much fun with it that it became common practice to imitate him.

Universal (March 21
2009)
Smasher Cinder (11:37:40 PM): JAY BEAT DRAKE'S FORTUNE
Smasher Cinder (11:37:44 PM): YOU HAD TO BE THERE MAN
Smasher Cinder (11:37:47 PM): IT WAS EPIC
Smasher Cinder (11:37:51 PM): IT WAS SPECTACULAR
Smasher Cinder (11:38:00 PM): ...
Smasher Cinder (11:38:03 PM): Geez
Smasher Cinder (11:38:13 PM): I'm turning into the next Billy Mays...
Smasher Cinder (11:38:17 PM): ...
Smasher Cinder (11:38:28 PM): ORDER NOW FOR JUST $19.95!!
Smasher Cinder (11:38:34 PM): BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!
Smasher Cinder (11:38:50 PM): CALL IN THE NEXT HALF A SECOND, AND WE'LL INCLUDE *shot*
CyberFish45 (11:41:34 PM): HI!!! I'M BILLY MAYS INTRODUCING THE NEW ONE-OF-A-KIND PRODUCT!!! INTRODUCING THE PORTABLE MEAT GRINDER!!! YOU CAN USE 'EM FOR ANY EVENT: PICNICS, WEDDINGS, MURDER SPREES, YOU NAME IT!!! WITH THE PORTABLE MEAT GRINDER, YOU CAN GRIND JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!!! LONDON BROIL, RIBS, HUMAN BONES!!! THE PORTABLE MEAT GRINDER WILL TURN IT INTO A SOFT MEAL THAT EVEN THE TEETHLESS CAN EAT!!!
Smasher Cinder (11:41:53 PM): ...
Smasher Cinder (11:42:01 PM): <3
Smasher Cinder (11:45:09 PM): ...
Smasher Cinder (11:45:11 PM): BUT WAIT
Smasher Cinder (11:45:15 PM): THERE'S MORE!!!
Smasher Cinder (11:45:42 PM): CALL IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES, AND WE'LL INCLUDE A BAG OF WESTBORO BAPTISTS TO TEST OUT YOUR NEW MEAT GRINDER!!!


Universal (April 6
2009)
Malus Void (11:39:27 AM): dude
Malus Void (11:39:37 AM): yknow whats worse than a Smart Smartass??
Smasher Cinder (11:39:42 AM): ?
Malus Void (11:39:47 AM): A dumb smartass
Malus Void (11:39:59 AM): [people I have to deal with at school]
Smasher Cinder (11:40:10 AM): Those are always fun >.>
Malus Void (11:40:44 AM): if by "fun" you mean "annoying as crap oh kill me goddamnit s*** piles" then yes
Smasher Cinder (11:41:16 AM): I was thinking more along the lines of "get my gun, Imma go on a little spree", but that works too
Malus Void (11:41:46 AM): more like "Someone get me Satan on the phone, I want to raise Jeffrey Daumer on this SOB."
Smasher Cinder (11:41:55 AM): ...
Smasher Cinder (11:41:56 AM): <3
Malus Void (11:42:38 AM): No, screw that *sics Billy Mays on that motherf***er*
Smasher Cinder (11:46:11 AM): HI I'M BILLY MAYS, INTRODUCING THIS NEW ONE OF A KIND PRODUCT!!! INTRODUCING...THE MINI-GUILLOTINE!!! GOT AN ANNOYING LITTE CUNT THAT'S GIVING YOU A HARD TIME? NO PROBLEM!!! JUST TOSS 'EM IN AND BRING THE STATE-OF-THE-ART STAINLESS STEEL BLADE DOWN IN ONE SWEEPING BLOW!!! THE HEAD COMES OFF IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE!!! BUT WAIT!!! CALL IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES, AND WE'LL INCLUDE A SECOND MINI-GUILLOTINE ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! NOW YOU CAN CUT OFF TWO HEADS AT THE SAME TIME!!! SO DON'T WAIT!!! CALL 1-800-666-9001 TODAY!!!
Malus Void (11:47:06 AM): XD
Malus Void (11:47:18 AM): I would SO call that number!!!
Smasher Cinder (11:47:26 AM): Wouldn't anyone?
Smasher Cinder (11:47:28 AM): Wait...
Smasher Cinder (11:47:31 AM): TWO?!
Smasher Cinder (11:47:37 AM): *looks at Joe and Jenny*
Smasher Cinder (11:47:40 AM): *evil grin*
Malus Void (11:47:45 AM): MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Smasher Cinder (11:47:56 AM): YAYUHZ *fist-pound*
Malus Void (11:48:19 AM): *fist pound*


Okay, so those are the only two I have...still, Billy Mays was a great man...in his honor, I for one shall continue to imitate him, and add to this thread when I do.
Edited by Mr. Lawltastic, Aug 25 2009, 11:24 PM.
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BarkAtTheMoon
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It really belongs in the Funny Videos thread, but since we're talking about Billy Mays, I'm gonna post up some funny parodies of the infomercial god I found on Youtube. Enjoy ^_^!

Suicide Putty
Big City Ball
Hammer
Angry Zorbeez


And then here's an awesome MP3 for ya :3
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Mr. Lawltastic
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Hmmm...this Fanta tastes like magic...I LIKE that *falls over*
Y'know...I should just move this to the GD...that way, it can be all-inclusive...
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PhoenixoKaZe
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Too many deaths o-o, yet those vids seem to make me laugh, as well as those lulzy convos xD
Edited by PhoenixoKaZe, Jun 28 2009, 07:19 PM.
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XenoZephyr009
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What a shame that he passed. I rather enjoyed the content in this thread, though lol
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Chibi
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It was very tragic what happened but everyone seems to keep a smile on they're face.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE, PROMOTING MY NEW PRODUCT! CHRIST IN A CAN! To good to be spreadable christ. This is christ SUBSTITUTE!

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BarkAtTheMoon
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That, my friend, is victory. That card for god-tier. Right next to Chaos Emperor Dragon and Black Luster Soldier-Envoy of the Beginning (How godmodded they are >>;)
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