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Wish Corruptor; Those sadistic Djinni >.>;
Topic Started: Jun 24 2009, 06:20 PM (251 Views)
BarkAtTheMoon	Jun 24 2009, 06:20 PM Post #1
Your Friendly Neighborhood Wolf Posts: 320 Group: VIP Members Member #2 Joined: Apr 11, 2009	Inspired by a forum game on another forum I was on. Basically a person makes a wish and then the next person turns the wish back on them. Then that same person makes another wish and so on and so on. Example Player 1 I wish for an awesome car. Player 2 But the car is stolen the next day. I wish for a puppy. Player 3 But the puppy turns ravenous and eats you alive. I wish for... So let's start it off... I wish for the world's largest chocolate cake as tall as a fuckin' skyscraper :3.



The Renegade	Jun 24 2009, 07:07 PM Post #2
Residential Browncoat and Whovian Posts: 70 Group: VIP Members Member #27 Joined: Jun 7, 2009	Granted, but you eat yourself to death. I wish for an acoustic guitar that i dont ahve to pay for, but it didnt get stolen.



BarkAtTheMoon	Jun 24 2009, 09:19 PM Post #3
Your Friendly Neighborhood Wolf Posts: 320 Group: VIP Members Member #2 Joined: Apr 11, 2009	You rip a chord so hard on the guitar strings that your fingers are torn off and you die of profuse blood loss. I wish for a purple check card with which I can buy salami in the shape of tinkerbell for negative dollars in the sense that the food store pays me to buy it that apparently provides all nutrients one needs to survive in one day kind of like lambas bread from Lord of the Rings except not directly aimed at vegan people with pointy ears the majority of which could be the poster-children for Head & Shoulders.



*Mr. Lawltastic*	Jun 29 2009, 03:35 AM Post #4
Hmmm...this Fanta tastes like magic...I LIKE that falls over Posts: 402 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Apr 9, 2009	Granted, but Peter Pan, thinking the salami is ACTUALLY Tinkerbell, steals it before you can eat it...he then turns around, and rips off his mask, revealing himself to be Kermit the Frog...he then proceeds to rape you... I wish I could get the flies out of my house.



The Renegade	Jun 29 2009, 02:42 PM Post #5
Residential Browncoat and Whovian Posts: 70 Group: VIP Members Member #27 Joined: Jun 7, 2009	granted, but now bees have invaded i wish it would rain some in my town, but not enough to flood or cause any sort of property damage



BarkAtTheMoon	Jun 29 2009, 05:10 PM Post #6
Your Friendly Neighborhood Wolf Posts: 320 Group: VIP Members Member #2 Joined: Apr 11, 2009	Granted, but some random magician casts a spell on you which makes you transform into the Wicked Witch and so you therefore melt into a puddle while uttering one of the lamest and funny lines in history of randomass fantasy movies. I wish I had the ability to change my physical size at will with no restrictions on how big I can become.



The Renegade	Jun 29 2009, 06:16 PM Post #7
Residential Browncoat and Whovian Posts: 70 Group: VIP Members Member #27 Joined: Jun 7, 2009	granted, but your penis doesnt grow with you, causing all women to laugh at your lack of manliness i wish that my ipod battery didnt suck



BarkAtTheMoon	Jun 30 2009, 04:55 PM Post #8
Your Friendly Neighborhood Wolf Posts: 320 Group: VIP Members Member #2 Joined: Apr 11, 2009	Granted, your iPod batteries are now so powerful that the moment you power up the device it explodes in your hand and several burning pieces of shrapnel slice clean through your head killing you instantly. I wish I had the power to control fire :3



The Renegade	Jun 30 2009, 05:25 PM Post #9
Residential Browncoat and Whovian Posts: 70 Group: VIP Members Member #27 Joined: Jun 7, 2009	granted, but you burn yourself to a crisp because you dont have experience. i wish i wasnt bored



*Mr. Lawltastic*	Jun 30 2009, 05:28 PM Post #10
Hmmm...this Fanta tastes like magic...I LIKE that falls over Posts: 402 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Apr 9, 2009	Granted...you are no longer bored...but now you're A BOARD...<3 puns... I wish I had...a pencil...



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